April 18th, 2011
April 17th, 2011
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
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DeadMan Wondeland :D
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True True
Today is the Big Day! :)
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Fight Club. (via imissthepostman)
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EPIC MOVIE
Rules :
#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
April 16th, 2011
So, how much costs Maggie?
See if today I can see this!
And with Pixies on the Soundtrack, it seems that it can pretty good
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